By Joe Tripician
Extraterrestrials evidently have seeped into our attention. ultimately, in a hilarious send-up of self-help manuals, Emmy Award-winning writer Joe Tripician fearlessly tackles the total spectrumaliens, UFOs, real believers, executive deceptions and different issues paranormal. Peppered with evidence, conspiracies, opinion, and occasions too really good to not be made up (but aren't).
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