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A wierd and captivating number of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and representation from considered one of contemporary most well liked younger comedians...

EGGHEAD: Or, you cannot continue to exist on principles Alone

Bo Burnham used to be a precocious teen residing in his mom and dad' attic whilst he began posting fabric on YouTube. a hundred million humans considered these video clips, turning Bo into an internet sensation with an incredible and devoted following. Bo taped his first of 2 Comedy principal specials 4 days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to take action within the channel's heritage. Now Bo is a emerging famous person within the comedy global, respected for his totally unique and clever voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING!

In EGGHEAD, Bo brings his model of brainy, emotional comedy to the web page within the kind of off-kilter poems, recommendations, and extra. Teaming up along with his longtime buddy, artist, and illustrator probability Bone, Bo takes on every thing from dying to farts during this bizarre ebook that may make you're thinking that, snicker and imagine, "why did I simply laugh?"

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